**** Fantastic! Absolutely Rave! Two thumbs Up! *** Very, very good. One thumb Up! ** So-so. No thumbs. * Only redeeming quality was the Big Guy; one thumb down. (no stars) Should never have been filmed. Who do they think they're kidding? two thumbs down! |
This ratings system is strictly Conster's opinion of the films and does not consitute official ratings by any film critics or the American Motion Picture Association. |
Shouwa Era Godzilla Films
Gigantes, the Fire Monster(1955) **** Another big beast takes up where the first Godzilla left off, and razes Osaka. Hiroshi Koizumi. King Kong vs. Godzilla(1963) ** Godzilla faces off with big American classic, King Kong! Tadao Takashima. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1964) *** 1/2 Godzilla faces a new and interesting enemy; a giant moth with two young pet women only 6 inches tall. Akira Takarada. Ghidrah, the Three Headed Monster (1965) *** Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra team up to battle new super monster; terrible King Ghidrah. Yosuke Natsuke. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero (1966) ** Mothra takes a vacation this time while Godzilla and Rodan battle Ghidrah on their own. Nick Adams. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster (1967) * Godzilla, this one's for the seafood lover in you! Also, with a rich, tangy cheese sauce! Akira Takarada. Son of Godzilla (1968)* Corny episode about Godzilla's Michelin TireMan-looking kid. Beverly Maeda. Destroy all Monsters(1969) **** Ten monsters team up against evil Kilaaks and King Ghidrah. Kyoko Ai. Godzilla's Revenge(1970) (no stars) Young yard-ape dreams of befriending Minya and beating up schoolyard bully. Kenji Sahara. Godzilla vs. the SmogMonster (1971) 1/2 Godzilla goes ecological. Toshie Kimura. Godzilla vs. Gigan(1972) * Godzilla tag teams with Angorus in order to defend Earth from Ghidrah, and new menace. Hiroshi Ishikawa. Godzilla vs. Megalon(1973) ** Godzilla tags up with new friend Jet Jaguar (the robot of every D.C. bureaucrat's dream!) to save Earth from Gigan and Megalon. Katsuhiko Sasaki. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla(1974) ** Robot Godzilla wants to make sushi of Japan. Can Godzilla and King Seesar stop him? Masaaki Daimon Terror of Mechagodzilla(1975) *** Naive oceanographer who picks up blind date finds that he has just hit upon the cyborg responsible for controlling MechaGodzilla. Can his love short out MechaGodzilla and save Japan? Katsuhiko Sasaki. |
Godzilla
Shouwa Era (1954-1984)
In
1954 following atomic testing, the monster Godzilla put in his first appearance
and destroyed Oto Island and Tokyo. This fierce beast was unstoppable and
could only be destroyed by the self-sacrifice of a young genius scientist.
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Heisei Era Godzilla Films
Godzilla vs. Biollante.(1989)** Godzilla faces new monster that's part plant, part Godzilla and all evil! With Megumi Odaka. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah(1991) *** Godzilla faces old enemy with new origins. Anna Nakagawa. Godzilla vs. Mothra(1992) *** Godzilla fights Mothra, new monster Battra. Megumi Odaka. Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla(1993) **** Godzilla faces a U.N. built robot version of himself. Masahiro Takashima. Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla(1994) **** Godzilla fights MOGERA, and a new horror from outer space: a mutant version of himself. Megumi Odaka. Godzilla vs. Destroyer(1995) ***** Godzilla and son team up to battle Godzilla's worst enemy ever. If Godzilla dies, will Japan survive? Momoko Kochi reprises her role as Imiko Yamane. Godzilla
Millenium (1999) ***** Godzilla returns, more savage and violent than
ever. Takehiro Mitamura.
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Godzilla
Heisei Era (1989-1995)
After
its release from Mt. Mihara, Godzilla does battle with its genetic clone
Biollante and is infected with Anti Nuclear Energy Bacteria. It swims away
into the ocean never to revive...
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NEW!! NEW!! NEW!! NEW!! NEW!! NEW!!NEW!! NEW!! NEW!! NEW!!
A
brand new movie synopsis that has never been filmed, originally
by
Connie Goodnow, and which Devlin should have filmed instead!! ;)
OTHER RELATED FILMSthe Pacific and rises up to seek vengeance for the violation of the laws of nature; will Japan survive?) Mothra
(1961) **** (A giant caterpillar swims to Tokyo and becomes a giant
moth in an attempt
Mothra
(1996) *** (Earth finds itself threatened with dark forces taking advantage
of the stupidity
King
Kong Escapes (1963?) ** (The great ape that is the American classic
is ape-napped by a mad
Frankenstein
Conquers the World (1969) **** (not for any artistic value or class
-- I can't find any --
Yamato
Takeru (1993) ** (This one has no recognizable kaiju, just Japanese mythical
gods-
Varan
the Unbelievable (1958) *** (A prehistoric monster that looks like
Godzilla's dog arises
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The Conster Best film ever made award goes to---hand me the envelope---GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS!GODZILLA's REVENGE!in 1993's G vs. MechaGodzilla. In other words, I loved it! Best
actress award goes to Megumi Odaka for her portrayal of psychic Miki Saegusa
in all the films since
Biggest
pain in the redneck award goes to Bill Clinton, President of the United
States, even though
Best
Monsters: Godzilla, Ghidorah, Rodan, Mothra, MechaGhidrah, SpaceGodzilla,
MechaGodzilla,
Worst Monsters: Megalon, Mogera, Jet Jaguar, Hedorah, Gigan, Minya, Aspiga, Gimantis, Gabera Honorable Mention: Biollante, Baby Godzilla, Battra, King Kong, Varan |