This one was THE first Godzilla movie I ever owned. It's probably also the lowest budget...but I'm not here to talk about that! Two men, Goro and Jinkawa, and Goro's little brother Roku, are at the lake having a picnic. Suddenly an earthquake disrupts the festivities. Goro and Jinkawa save Roku, who barely escapes sudden death when his dolphin toy gets sucked into the whirlpool... The three head for home, leaving behind an empty lake bed. Goro (played by Katsuhiko Sasaki) happens to be a scientist who is working on a new robot. He and the others enter the apartment to find it a total wreck. (It is at this point, in the MST3K version, that Crow yells, "OhmyGod the humidifier committed SUICIDE! Sorry, but I thought that was funny and needed pointing out!) Two thugs appear out of the darkness and hit Goro and Roku over the head; one of them struggles briefly with Jinkawa before hitting him over the head too! Jinkawa gives chase to the two thugs in his little car but loses them when one of them throws a firebomb his way. Roku has discovered a strange looking substance next to the robot...like red sand? Goro takes a look both at the sand and at the button that Jinkawa had pulled off the man's jacket in the struggle and concluded that either they were from Easter Island or from the bottom of the sea bed. Goro shrugs and completes his robot which he gives the name Jet Jaguar (the robot of every D.C. bureaucrat's dream!) The
bad guys kidnap Roku while he is on his motor bike. They take the boy to
the apartment where they stun Goro and Jinkawa. They then take control
of the robot. The Seatopian leader (a white guy dressed in a white towel
and looking like he's had a VERY bad day!) sends their god Megalon to wreak
havoc on the Earth people for having messed up Seatopia with nuclear tests.
Megalon arrives at the empty lake bed and proceeds to destroy poor Tokyo,
guided by Jet Jaguar. Meanwhile, Goro and Roku, tied up inside a truck
trailer, work loose the ropes binding them and try to figure out a way
to escape. Jinkawa overpowers his Seatopian captor and rushes off to find
his friends.
He increases his own size to about 500 times what he was before and starts pounding the hell out of Megalon. Upon seeing this, the Seatopians ask Space Hunter Nebula; Universe M for help. The Nebulans send Gigan, their cyborg. Gigan comes and knocks Jaguar senseless. The two gang up on Jaguar and just about finish him off before Godzilla arrives. Finally, a tag team battle ensues. By the end of the movie, Godzilla drives off Gigan, then he and Jaguar gang up on Megalon. An embarrassed, defeated Megalon goes back to Seatopia. Godzilla returns to his island home, and Jaguar returns to his original size. |