By Beauty and Fashion Consultant Connie
Goodnow
Can't get those tired scales to stay
up the way you want...?
Can't get those wings to be silk-smooth...?
Can't get the radioactive blood-shot,
out of your eyes...?
Well, even monsters deserve to be
beautiful...!
The Problems, and How to Solve Them
1. Radioactive Blood shot Eyes
BEFORE.... |
AFTER |
We took Model A (Godzilla)
and worked with the blood shot eyes, picture at left (here) Blood shot
is caused when you have too damn much radiation in your body...
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What we did is we took Model A (Godzilla) and enticed him into beating the hell out of other monsters, thereby discharging the excess radiation and resulting in a more luminous appearance, shot at right (pictures compliments of Barry's Temple of Godzilla) |
Tell tale signs of wing aging
BEFORE |
AFTER |
We took Model B (Ghidora) and worked with his wings which were sagging with age and had huge major holes due to his scuffle with Godzilla over who was more beautiful.... | What we did in this case is hurry forward into the 23rd century and take advantage of the latest in wing lifts and spike tucks, resulting in a greatly improved appearance. |
Dull Skin? Worry No More
The Flip side of too low
a level of radiation in the body results in dull patches of skin (see Model
A, above...)
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AFTER We subjected Model A to a 28-hour long radiation bath in Chernobyl Spa and as you can see above, the results are tremendous! |
Model C (Mothra) had come to our professional consulting firm suffering from a really bad wing day. (see above.) To solve this problem was simple...
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AFTER We hired some 2-inch women to come and croon some soothing lullabyes to Model C, resulting in a changed appearance (see above!)
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