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I SAID WHAT?!?!
Devout Muslim: "Godzilla is the Sword of Allah! Down with the Great Satan!!!"
The Psychoanalyst-Indoctrinated Person: "It's all just a sign of my feeling out of control of my life."
Hip Hop: "Damn, look at that big muthaf***a!"
Lawyer: Would wonder whether this is divine retribution for all those exorbitant fees he charged.
Catholic: Would back into the darkest corner, making the Sign of the Cross.
Alcoholics Anonymous member: "This too shall pass."
Liberals: Would blame the conservatives and their pro-life stance.
Gays: Would more likely than not have a big party at the local club
Eight to Twelve year old Boys: Would dare each other to ride their bicycles in between Godzilla's legs.
Laid - back individual: "Really? Damn. Is there any more chocolate pudding...?"
Conservatives: Would blame the liberals and their economic policy.
A Klausen: Would erupt in a violent argument in the family circle about who was to blame.
My ex husband: "Now don't get all worked up! Just relax. There's no stress here..."
A writer: "Hey..........THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR THAT EARTH-SHAKING BOOK I'VE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!"
A Japanese tourist: Would be snapping pictures as fast as he would be running out of film.
A politician: "Now ladies and gentlemen, as we all know, this is nothing more than an intricately contrived myth..."
Bill Clinton: "Ah feel your pain but ah did not inhale. Ah did not have sexual relations with that giant monster."
Al Gore: "I invented Godzilla."
A salesman: Would automatically start planning to hawk these exorbitantly expensive gawdy T-shirts that read "I survived Godzilla's attack in 1995".
Dr. Ruth: Would invite Godzilla back to her place.
Bart Simpson: "Ay Caramba!"
Barbara Walters: Would ask Godzilla for an exclusive interview.
A New Ager: "We must look at this as a positive experience!"
Love Smitten Teenage girl: wonders whether she'll see this really handsome hunk she fell in love with at the shelter.
Dan Quayle: Would probably misspell "Godzilla."
A Japanese filmmaker: "This gives me an idea for a movie...."
A Wall Street buff: Would wonder whether this means stock market prices will plummet five zillion points because of this.
An Insurance Agent: Would either jump for joy or weep with dread depending on whether he thinks in terms of economic profit or work load
A California surf dude: "Cool man!"
A Ku Klux Klan member: It's all part of the Jewish bankers conspiracy!
Jewish people: Would blame anti-semitism.
A certain Web author: 'GREAT! I can live through this, put my story
on my Godzilla Page, and they can all ooh and aah over me, okay!"
My boyfriend, MOSUGOJI: "I didn't give that permission to happen, but
all the same I hope he steps on Jim Gange!!!"
The average guy with a halfway normal perception: Would scream and run!!!!!!!