PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY,
BEFORE YOU E-MAIL ME!!!!!!
1. I neither sell nor participate
in retail of Godzilla, Ultraman or other monster movies, whether they are
licensed or not. I'm just a fan of Godzilla, nothing more. I have nothing
to sell, etc. I do have several really good sources of video retail so
you can check it out on my Resources Page. These
guys sell videos and toys too.
2. While I know a few people
in high places, and may be able to pull a few strings if I'm feeling particularly
generous, I am neither a public relations agent, nor do I have any assurance
that my neato web page will guarantee success in granting you your fondest
wishes, especially if it's something outrageous. In other words,
don't e-mail me asking me to ask Tri-Star to buy you a new van and grant
you permission to spray paint the new "Godzilla" logo on it. I will tell
you what I told the last guy who asked me this: You have a better chance
of getting Godzilla tattooed on the head of your _______. (insert name
of male body part, here!)
3. Speaking of which, I think
its neat that people want Godzilla tattooes. Before you ask me whether
you should have one, I will tell you A.) That is your choice, B.) Do some
research on the pros and cons, C.) Consider what other people might think
and how they might react if they saw it, D.) Consider the health risks,
such as A.I.D.S., E.) It's pretty much irreversable, F.) Removal is expensive,
G.) For God's sake, find a tattoo parlor that follows strict equipment
sterilization standards!!!!
4. Other than this, I welcome
all E-mail and hope you enjoy the rest of my site!
Conster
