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2. While I know a few people in high places, and may be able to pull a few strings if I'm feeling particularly generous, I am neither a public relations agent, nor do I have any assurance that my neato web page will guarantee success in granting you your fondest wishes, especially if it's something outrageous. In other words, don't e-mail me asking me to ask Tri-Star to buy you a new van and grant you permission to spray paint the new "Godzilla" logo on it. I will tell you what I told the last guy who asked me this: You have a better chance of getting Godzilla tattooed on the head of your _______. (insert name of male body part, here!)
3. Speaking of which, I think its neat that people want Godzilla tattooes. Before you ask me whether you should have one, I will tell you A.) That is your choice, B.) Do some research on the pros and cons, C.) Consider what other people might think and how they might react if they saw it, D.) Consider the health risks, such as A.I.D.S., E.) It's pretty much irreversable, F.) Removal is expensive, G.) For God's sake, find a tattoo parlor that follows strict equipment sterilization standards!!!!
4. Other than this, I welcome all E-mail and hope you enjoy the rest of my site!
Conster