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GODZILLA Vs.....
Or, Movies So Short It would be a Waste of Money to Make them, Not To
Mention a waste of Time to Write.
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POKEMON
This cute little furry yellow Pikachu would be a cute furry puddle of
nothingness between Godzilla's toes.
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BARNEY THE DINOSAUR
Bigger in size than Pikachu, but would still make a strangely satisfying
pile of radioactive purple ash...
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DRAGON BALLZ
Wouldn't last more than five seconds, but he could probably do some
damage with that hair...
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TACO BELL DOG
This is one character who might stand a fighting chance, right up until
he told Godzilla to drop the chalupa...
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SAILOR MOON and POWERPUFF GIRLS
Oh yeah, sure, any scriptwriter worth his weight in pizza boxes would
pit Godzilla against these sniveling snot nosed brats! About the only one
out of that whole bunch that might last 3 seconds would be Buttercup (on
the right, with the short black hair....)
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This is one adversary that MIGHT stand any chance at all against Godzilla...
But I'm not bettin on it, I'll lose the house. ;-) (and no, I do NOT live in a trailerpark, so get that through your thick skulls!!) |
