HOW TO MAKE JAY JOHNSON'S GODZILLA BLOOD

(or, how to get drunk with God Eric at G-Con and watch him make a total ass of himself)


Be warned!

I did NOT put this recipe up on the Web for all you under 21'ers to get any ideas. As a matter of fact, if I get a single complaint from a parent whose kid got smashed from reading this, making the concoction and getting so piss drunk that he wraps the new Honda Civic around a palm tree, I am taking it DOWN. And I did not post this without previously getting permission from Jay Johnson, the original creator of this stuff.

Disclaimer: Conster will not be caught dead ingesting this stuff.

While it sounds like great fun, I know full well I have one eighth to one-sixteenth Iroquois blood in my heritage. While that's not enough to get me counted as an Indian, so to speak, it IS enough to cause even a single wine cooler to wreak havoc on my system and cause me to do things I would not normally do. I just put this up here for fun, not to give the kids ideas. OK!



For a non-alcoholic version, I guess you could always add that sparkling Welch's grape juice... and now, without further ado...

GODZILLA BLOOD--8 GALLONS
Ingredients
TROPICAL PUNCH KOOLAID (sugar free--ya don't wanna die do you?)
STRAWBERRY-KIWI KOOLAID (unsweetened--don't add sugar. period.)
add the S-Kiwi in SMALL amounts, OK ?
VODKA one gallon
RUM one gallon
GIN one liter.
(do not alter the combination of the three spirits-- it will spoil the punch!)


The whole idea behind this stuff was to create something that did NOT taste overly strong, (hell, I can't taste it at all) yet would knock you on your butt. Enjoy, and please do not damn me for the nasty hangover you WILL get from this stuff. Have fun, (but hopefully not TOO much!)
Jay Johnson

Please enjoy this in MODERATION!!! And please for my sake and yours, do not drink and drive!

Back to more innocent things...like the Museum!