Tacky Godzilla  

The above is an actual tattoo sent in by Richard Bridwell.
Conster's Museum of the Truly Bizarre....
 
 

By Conster

Oh my God! They actually #*$@ did it!!!! I can't even begin to believe it, myself. Here are some of the truly bizarre things that G-fans have done over the years to show their love and devotion to the Big Guy!!!!



 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My boyfriend and his suit. In the end, it was the suit that moved in with me. =P

 THE GODZILLA SUIT --

That man you see on the left 
is my sweetie, also known on 
the Net as Mosugoji. Mosu, 
as we all call him, built his own 
Godzilla suit using latex and 
paint. He tells me all the time 
about how he'll wear it to parties 
and stuff and everything, and I 
mean EVERYTHING, comes
to a screeching halt! One day (
soon I hope) I'll have that 
picture of his suit tied to the 
top of his van with his friend 
Dana standing in front of it 
with a shotgun... ;)

The new head he's making...
GODZILLA Vs. SHITZILLA--

This beauty was first brought to my attention by Aaron Yamasato, another online pal of mine. He's a fourth generation Japanese-American citizen who studies cinematography and is basically an independent filmmaker. His film, "Shitzilla" also has a claymation Elvis sitting on the john! HEE HEE!
 
 

 
GODZILLA TOILET PAPER HOLDER--

I figured this would be a good one to stick directly underneath a picture of Godzilla with a brown poopie dangling out of his mouth (YUCK! HEE HEE)
I don't have a picture of this one, but I found it in Ed Godziszewski's "Illustrated Encyclopedia of Godzilla": "One of the more bizarre ideas was Beetland's roaring Godzilla toilet paper dispenser, just the thing to announce to the whole house that you were finishing up your 'business'". -(Illustrated Encyclopedia of Godzilla)

 

 GODZILLA Vs. KONOSHIKI --

This was another short movie done by Aaron Yamasato. Truly bizarre and freakin hysterical. LOL. In it, you see Godzilla skateboarding thru the kitchen and drinking out of the milk bottle (every man's filthy disgusting habit, I guess) and wrestling with a fat guy in a diaper, knocking over lamps and bookcases and stuff (so I'm exaggerating a little; Aaron's wife would most likely do more damage to him than any oxygen destroyer would, in that case!) :O

 

Richard Bridwell, one of my many adoring male fans and the Gomer Pyle of Godzilla fandom :)		 GODZILLA THE WOOD CHIPPER--

October 1996 we had a freak snowstorm that buried Overland Park, KS under 12-14 inches of white stuff. Problem is, the leaves were still on the trees and very few of the branches could stand the weight. The entire city was over its eyebrows in fallen tree branches. (Yours truly went walking a couple of times and almost got electrocuted from fallen power lines.) 
This story makes me proud to be a Midwesterner-- everyone got out their chain saws, and neighbors who normally did not do much in the way of acknowledging each other were getting in the trees and on rooftops and stuff helping one another with clearing away the wreckage (it looked like a tornado had hit my home town.) Well, we had to do something with all that extra wood... so a huge wood chipper was brought in and it was lovingly dubbed Godzilla. Thanks to the Big G, you could never tell my home town had been a victim of mother nature (except for all the lovely mulch that we possess in abundance here!) :)
 
This is the gentleman who sent in the tattoo that I included at the top of my page. Apparently it doesn't cost that much.... just an arm and a leg! :)  (top and right)
 

 
Richard Bridwell shows what happens when Godzilla...


 
 
 

...gets drunk and gets it on with a cheesy pink plastic flamingo!

 

This is all I have for right now, e-mail your bizarre submissions to: IceDiamond@juno.com!

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