1. Do you anxiously pan
the TV schedules for entries containing the word"Godzilla"?
+2 points.
2. Do you always linger in
the toy department at Wal*Mart hoping to find a G toy, even if you are
penniless and homeless?
+ 2 points
3. Do three or more of your
daily conversations and/or comments include the word "Godzilla"? (non-related
topics, when used as an adjective,do not count.)
+ 3 points.
4 How many films in the old
series do you own:
0-1 +1 point
2-5 +3 points
6-11 + 7 points
12-15 +10 points.
5. Do you own ANY of the
new films?
+15 points for affirmative
reply!
If so, how many?
1-2 +5 points
3-4 +7 points
5-6 +10 points
Every single friggin one.
+20 points!
6. Have you pre-paid for
a subtitled version of Destroyer?
+30 for a yes
How far in advance?
1 month +10 points
2 months +20 points
3 months +30 points
4 months +50 points!
Do you now maintain your
own Godzilla Web Page?
+1000 points for affirmation!
Give yourself 10 points for each:
1. Japanese person you've
befriended through your Web Page.
2. Time your spouse (your
wife or husband) says, "Oh God, why are you watching that stupid crap?!?"
3. Godzilla collectible
you own. (figures and toys.)
Give yourself 20 points
for each book about Godzilla.
4. God Erik stoopid comment
about your Webpage on alt.movies.monster
5. G-con you've ever attended.
6. Child you had whose first
word was "Godzilla"
7. Duplicate copy of G.
vs. Megalon you ever got for Christmas.
8. Time you type Godzilla
into the search engine on the Internet.
9. New Japanese insult or
cuss word you pick up from watching subtitled versions.
10. Different version of
a certain Godzilla flick you own (US and Japanese)
11. Time you found yourself
arguing passionately about which monster really won the end battle in King
Kong Vs. Godzilla.
Signs you might be a "Zillaholic"
You watch Godzilla movies
alone.
You lie about how many Godzilla
movies you saw the night before.
You call in sick to work
because you watched one too many the night before.
Too much stress pushes you
to hit the VCR...and Godzilla movies
Your girlfriend/boyfriend
breaks up with you or your spouse threatens divorce
You find your morning cure
in "the hair of the monster that bit you"
You feel immense guilt over
your actions, e.g. all the model kits, posters and toys you own
You find yourself saying
"I could stop if I wanted to. I just don't want to!"
In a desperate attempt to
quit Godzilla, you switch over to Mothra.
Your tolerance level increases.
Abrupt withdrawal causes
irritability and/or insanity
Oh, hell, there are worse
things to be addicted to than Godzilla!
HOW DID YOU DO?
If you tallied up your
total points and divided the sum by the total figure of the national debt
(naw, just kidding) Take your total score and you are classified as follows:
1-10 What in the name of
God are you doing here man? GO join the Nation of Estrada!!!!
11-20 Ehh......you're nominal.
If I were you, I would spend at least $100 at Showcase Collectibles or
Play with This.
21-30 Hmmmm.......I could
possibly hang out with you. =)
31-40 Wow.......COOL!!! Not
quite the addict I am though. =)
41-50 If there were such
a thing as "Godzilla Anonymous" you could qualify as chairman!
51 and up. WE AREN'T WORTHY!
WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bust a gut! Check
out the rest of the
Museum.=)
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