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Devlin and Emmerich, that raggedy pair
They made a move to blow us all away.....
They made us wait till Opening Day
for the creature that belches out atomic fish spray....
He picks up a bus and he chokes it back down,
As he runs, til he's shot, thru the center of town...
OH NO! There goes Toho. THEY RUINED
GODZILLA!!!
OH NO! Those two yo yo's. THEY RUINED
GODZILLA!!
History shows again and again, how advertisers milk all our yen....
FRAUDZILLA!
Acknowledgements
All images (Godzilla looking for a good time, Godzilla wandering through Times Square, and Godzilla's gruesome attempt to mate with the Chrysler Building, as well as Dean Devlin's bachelor party picture) are (c) Tristar and are used without permission. "Godzilla" was penned by Donald "Buck Dharma" Roeser, of Blue Oyster Cult. I would like to personally thank Mike Miller for lessening the sting of this god-awful disaster. He he! ;-)