Conster's Museum of.......... Conster

 
BLACK BEAUTY!
Miss Clairol, how I love thee, let me count the ways.
CONSTER

The woman on the right and the woman above are in fact the same person. Me!  Nature blessed me with thick locks of mousy brown hair. Age and worry cursed me with more and more grey hair. I always wanted black hair but never got it. Thank God for dye! Still, why can't they come out with a product that prevents your hair from sticking out in every direction? I've tried gel, mousse, hairspray, and every other $*@#($ thing out on the market. Nothing works so far.

 

SCOTT

This is the untamed beast I'm in love with. Ain't he a handsome devil? :)


 
LENELL AND GERTRUDE

The two wonderful people on the left are Lenell Bridges and Gertrude Smith. Seen here with Carol Roberto, they share a cozy moment together.
They have been wonderful at being there for me whether I'm worried sick about Scott or I'm just trying to figure out what makes him tick. They are my very best friends in the whole wide world and I wouldn't mind having a double wedding. :)


 
MARTYLOVER

OK so that's not her real name but this is her picture before she became a hippo (so she says. I still don't buy it.) I love her but god damn what a pain in the ass she is sometimes. Still won't divulge any info on this so called "secret admirer" that supposedly has a huge boner for me. It's not like I'll be leaving Scott for whoever it is anyway so why even bother?
 


 

ASHLI, JACK AND EMBER 
(Or PeiPei, Jacky and Humberto... but only I can call them that!) :)

And what Museum of Conster would be complete without my kids?? This pic is a couple of years old, but it still warms my heart to look at. Better still if I had them in my arms. But whether or not that happens, I love them no matter what.

Well now, wasn't that special.