A TALE OF TERROR...

By Connie Goodnow

I will never forget the night I went to a block party that the local bar was holding for the star of the show, Godzilla! I remember having had a few drinks, all right and so I was pretty tipsy. I went up to talk to the big celebrity in our midst. Our conversation started innocently enough... but then...
He suggested something really repulsive. I couldn't believe my ears! This wasn't supposed to be happening to me...!
 
 
 
 
 

 		  

 		 Then he began to grope and paw at me. I was so scared that I had trouble thinking straight! God help me. How the hell am I going to get out of this one!!!
 

 

Insistently reaching for me, he just wouldn't take no for an answer. 

SOMEBODY COME AND HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

AAAAAACK
!!!!!!!!!!

  So there you have it. This is why you should NEVER, EVER try to take on Godzilla without Mothra around. You'll lose.
 

 
 

(Incidentally, this is my boyfriend's suit and it was empty at the time these pics were taken. No Consters were harmed during the making of this page!)